Note: If you are a “couch-locked” kind of stoner, this probably won’t work.
This is a theory that I have decided to finally put into writing. If you read this then the simple fact that you’ve heard of this theory might make you immune to it, unless you are super faded. But this knowledge may give you something fun to try.
So next time you and your friends have been smoking and you want to try to make them do something small for you (get you a beer, buy you some food, etc.), then break out some DBS. This entails telling a very energetic, multi-layered story that folds in on itself many times and twists to the point that is understandable and easy to follow yet makes absolutely no sense. Confused? Trust me, it’s really easy to do. As long as you and all your targets are high, you are all tuned in at that stoner-level of worldly understanding. Just start telling a story, adapting off of the reactions of your listeners and keeping it interesting and involved. Questions and jokes always help.
Now once the story has been going on for a little bit, you may notice that both you and your audience are starting to get lost in the little world you just created. As long as you remember what you want, you will stay focused. At some point you’ll need to “end” the story. Don’t make it particularly conclusive, try to leave it open ended somehow so that after they are just like “what the fuck just happened?” This is commonly known as a “mind-fuck”. Now ask them to do something (“Can you get me a beer?”). Most of the time the person will just say yes and do it. It becomes their instinctive response after a good mind-fucking. I’ve tried this many times on my friends and most of the time they wander off and do what I asked while pondering the story I just told them.
And that’s it! Simple yeah? It should work on drunk people too. Also, I doubt it will help you get laid. So go forth and give it a try :)
- Joe
